04-29-2020 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:

Bubba comments on Seth being out of his gourd yesterday

Lummox is sporting a mustache and a Hawiian shirt

Lummox looks like Tom Selleck ate Tom Selleck

Lummox says his girlfriend absolutely hates it

Bubba wants Lummox to keep his mustache for the entire month of May

Bubba calls Lummox’s girlfriend to see if Lummox can keep his mustache without losing any ass

Seth talks about allowing some of the kids in the neighborhood to use his basketball hoop; Phoebe sizes up the neighborhood moms

Bubba plays the Doobie Brothers performing ‘Black Water’ in isolation

Bubba and the guys talk about Post Malone’s Nirvana tribute

Bubba and the guys talk about Austin Wulff calling into Bubba’s uncensored show; Lummox missed out on a fivesome

SEG 2:

STAMPS

Bubba and the guys talk about Roger Stone going to jail within the next day

Bubba and the guys talk Jameis Winston and other QBs to leave the Buccaneers

Bubba and the guys break down a video of Jameis Winston talking to Charlie Ward about going to the Saints; the Saints are like “Harvard”

Dr. Dan talks about his experience working with some of the Buccaneers QBs

Bubba and the guys talk about a possible 3 division system for the MLB’s return

Bubba and the guys talk about the coronavirus stats in Florida

SEG 3:
Theraworx Protect

CALLER – David from 99 cent floors dot com

Bubba and the guys go to David’s GCSupplies site

Bubba is enamored by the Kitchen Visualizer

SEG 4:

Bubba plays an old segment with Hogan

Bubba and the guys talk about a survey where 72% of locked-down Americans say they’ll reach ‘Breaking Point’ by mid-June

Bubba talks about asking Lummox if he could peg him the other day

Bubba and the guys talk about having boob sex

Bubba tries to convince Seth and Dr. Dan to use coconut oil during sex

CALLER – asks about when Seth will do the State of the Seth

CALLER – Alan from Cincinnati – brings up a video produced by two doctors talking about the actual coronavirus numbers occurring in California which was taken down by YouTube

CALLER – Tampa Terry Classic

Bubba has been experiencing some ear pain lately

CALLER – Mark from NC Ohio – comments on Seth

SEG 5:
Light Stream

CALLER – Glory Hole Greg – marks out to Bubba; apologizes for being a dick in the past

Bubba talks about his relationship with Tyler the last year; Tyler and Bubba were not talking for almost a year

 CALLER – has a medical insurance fraud question for Dr. Dan

SEG 6:
Fans in chat want Seth to act more like Brent

Bubba goes back into talking about the survey where 72% of locked-down Americans say they’ll reach ‘Breaking Point’ by mid-June

Forbici

Dr. Dan explains his theory about vasectomies

CALLER – asks about the royalty rings; asks Dr. Dan about penis enlargement surgeries

Jay tells a story of Dr. Mark saving his son’s life; had to suck out puss from his son’s body

CALLER – talks about having his vasectomy reversed

SEG 7:
STAMPS

Bubba talks about Lummox being over

Bubba goes into a story about a Florida woman who beat a man with a pen, brick and candy cane
Bubba wants to send Colton out to this white trash bitches house

Bubba goes to Colton on the slate; talks about his ex-gf who had Gastroparesis

CALLER – Dr. Dan explains Gastroparesis

SEG 8:
Sun Belt Rentals

Bubba and the guys talk about Fast Fresh Seafood

Lummox is trying to set up a catering deal for the show sponsored by Fast Fresh Seafood

Lummox says there is a fan in chat that’s a chef from Ocean Prime and that he may help with the catering deal