03-31-2020 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:
FRONT PAGE OF TWITCH
Bubba introduces the show members to the new Twitch viewers
Bubba plays a new parody ‘Seth Had A Bad Day’ by John Naples

Dr. Dan let Bubba drive his Ferrari before the show

Bubba tells a story about screwing a cougar back in 1988

Bubba was introduced to vaseline orally by the cougar

Bubba and the guys talk about Baby Face wanting to broadcast from his house via ISDN

Bubba and the guys talk about schools in Florida being shut down till May

Seth talks about having to pay for his kid’s pre-school even though she’s not in school

Bubba and the guys talk about IHeart furloughing its employees

Bubba and the guys talk about the Tampa Bay Times adopting a temporary Sunday&Wednesday print schedule due to coronavirus

Bubba and the guys talk about Dr. Dan’s nephew Nick who just got back to Tampa from New York; Nick was questioned at the Florida state border

Bubba and the guys talk about the USNS Comfort, the giant hospital ship off of NYC

Bubba plays a video that President Trump tweeted out of a doctored Rachel Maddow clip pertaining to the USNS Comfort

CALLER – says he was a Pharmacy Tech worked on the USNS Mercy, the hospital ship off of the coast of California

CALLER – Tampa Terry – tries to face Dr. Dan about the percentage of Canadians that speak French

Bubba and the guys talk about the state of radio; IHeart’s furloughs during the pandemic

Bubba and the guys talk about Victor Hedman ‘stealing’ some of the Lightning equipment to keep in shape

Bubba wants to open the Clem Gym to some professional athletes trying to keep in shape

SEG 2:
Theraworx Protect

Dr. Dan says he plans on reaching out to the CFO of the Buccaneers to see if any players would be interested in working out at Bubba’s gym

Dr. Dan says Tom Brady was looking to rent his house for two years

Theraworx Protect

Bubba plays a clip of Dr. Dan trying to pull off a donut in the back of Lummy’s fish warehouse

CALLER – just drove through the GA/FL border

CALLER – Jersey Rich – marks out to the show; Bubba hangs up

SEG 3:
Bubba plays a medley of John Naples’ Seth Parody songs

Bubba did a burnout in his Crown Vic during the commercial break

Bubba compares his burnout to Dr. Dan’s burnout

CALLER – Jersey Rich – marks out to the show; loves Seth and Dr. Dan combination

Bubba and the guys talk about coronavirus-related job losses upwards to 47 million, unemployment rate may hit 32%

Bubba and the guys talk about how people will act when things ‘get back to normal’

Bubba and the guys talk about how the stimulus package may aid those affected

CALLER – disagrees with Dr. Dan and his stance on the stimulus package

SEG 4:
For Hims

CALLER – asks Bubba if he is still doing intermittent fasting; he is not

Dr. Dan says the CDC tracking people is BS (according to Jay Diaco)

Bubba and the guys talk about Sheriff Chad Chronister re-opening the cold case related to Carole Baskin’s former husband

Bubba plays a video from Big Cat Rescue’s YouTube regarding the docuseries Tiger King

SEG 5:
Light Stream

NAPA

Bubba plans on helping Seth change his oil later this week

K&N

SEG 6:

Bubba and the guys talk about FastFreshSeafood.com

Bubba and the guys talk about helping Lummox deliver some seafood to locals

K&N Filter

Bubba puts together a K&N order for Seth and Blitz

Bubba and the guys talk about the economy during the coronavirus

Bubba and Blitz had a meeting last night regarding possibly laying off people because of hard economic times

CALLER – Big Hands John – has questions regarding medical supplies coming out of China

SEG 7:
K&N

STAMPS

CALLER – Asks Bubba about Cletus McFarland and DeSoto Speedway

Bubba marks out to Cletus McFarland

Bubba and the guys says that Florida won’t experience peak of coronavirus cases until May

Bubba and the guys talk about everyone’s level of social distancing

Bubba talks to Colton about risking himself by traveling to Charleston to get some ass

Bubba says Colton is on the chopping block depending on the BRN Financials

SEG 8:
Matthew Cox in studio

Matthew Cox tells a story about a guy who set up a Red Bull Biz-Op scam