09-09-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:
We’re back in Tampa!

Bubba talks about the changes to the show since the last time the show was heard on Tampa

Bubba talks about the show goats

Bubba has another new goat; has giant cajones

Bubba is thinking about naming him Big Dick

Bubba solicits Tampa callers; phones need to be reset

CALLER – from Riverview checking in

Bubba talks NFL Football; all the Florida teams played like dog crap yesterday

Bubba goes to SJL on the slate with Baby the show goat

SEG 2:

Bubba talks about the BRN Show Goats

Bubba talks about Baby peeing during the break

Bubba goes to SJL on the slate to see how

Bubba wants to get diapers for the show goats

Bubba talks with Tuddle about his weekend

Bubba explains the Tuddle/Casey situation to backfill the audience

Tuddle talks about Casey

FOR HIMS

Bubba talks about trying to live stream “Cards Against Humanity” Friday Night; had issues with his mom’s wifi

Bubba talks about getting the new show goat

Bubba wants to have the guys put up a new fence Thursday

Bubba says he finally watched the new Dave Chappelle special; “Sticks & Stones”
Bubba talks about what he did Sunday

SEG 3:
DRAFT

Tuddle interrupts the live read by checking his phone during Bubba’s live read

Bubba thinks he will do a Bubba 199 this Friday Night

Bubba goes through some emails

Email – fan congratulates Bubba for new affiliates

Bubba talks trolls/social media

Bubba and the guys talk about Antonio Brown drama

Email – mentions ‘Gooey’ a sour spray to stop goats from chewing on things

Email – fan thinks Bubba and Blitz are idiots because of their stance on guns

Bubba and the guys talk gun laws

Email – woman (named Nicole) emailed Bubba saying her husband is being catfished by a woman using Janessa’s pics

Bubba calls Nicole regarding her email; Bubba finally reaches her after 3 attempts

Bubba talks to Nicole about her relationship with her husband

Bubba tries to broker a deal to have Nicole come down to Tampa to hook up with Janessa

SEG 4:
Bubba talks about Nicole’s predicament

Blitz brings up an inside joke from Dave Chappelle’s new stand up

Bubba and the guys talk about Dave Chappelle’s “Sticks & Stones”

SEG 5:

Bubba talks about going to Orlando for the kick off of Florida Man Radio

Bubba and the guys talk about the drive; taking gimmicks

Light Stream

Bubba calls Gino; Nicole’s husband

Gino says he “spoke” with his catfisher over video chat… she typed him while naked

Gino may have talked to another girl from his work

Bubba tries calling Nicole back

DAILY CUBE
1st – Tuddle

2nd –

3rd –

• Bubba & Janessa recuse themselves

Bubba and the guys get into a story about a 23 year old teacher who had sex with her student

Janessa mentions how she tried to seduce her teacher in high school

SJL mentions that his GF’s 16-year-old seems to have a big crush on her HS coach

Everyone chimes in about teachers from their school that may have been inappropriate with their students

Bubba asks SJL about Baby the goat; Baby pooped… again.

Bubba and the guys get back into the teacher sex story

Bubba and the guys get into a story about a Pennsylvania couple who went on a massive spending spree with money that was accidentally put in their account

SEG 6:

Hex Head Art

Bubba recaps Janessa Hot Chick Picks

Bubba and the guys talk about the drama surrounding Antonio Brown

Bubba talks about a story about a woman who was told she was too fat to get a pedicure

Bubba tells a story behind “curtacism”
Bubba and the guys continue to talk about the story about the woman who was told she was too fat to get a pedicure (PODCAST)

Bubba and the guys get into a story about a dog owner in trouble for tackling and punching their dog

Bubba breaks down a video from Heinz Ketchup teaching people how to get ketchup out of a bottle

SEG 7:

CALLER – from the 239 – give Bubba some goat advice; says Bubba needs to get the goats neutered

Bubba and the guys get into a video about banding goats

Bubba and the guys talk about IT Chapter 2

CALLER – Eric from Valpo, Indiana – sent Bubba a video of a man getting his genitalia being eaten by a dog

Bubba talks about the story behind the video; Mexican gang was doing some social justice

SEG 8:
CALLER – Bill from Palm Springs – has questions about Bubba UNsponged

Blitz mentions that Opie said on his live stream that he’s talked to Bubba about doing each other’s podcasts

Bubba and the guys mark out to various Orlando-based news anchors