08-14-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:
Janessa is in studio

Bubba says he’s off his game today

Tuddle says Bubba took a rare morning poop today

Bubba says he didn’t do his aloe smack gimmick yet

Bubba wants to shorten the intro to the show

Bubba wonders why Blitz hasn’t put Janessa on camera yet

Tuddle asks Janessa how it’s been living with Bubba this past month

Bubba doesn’t want the guys to interview Janessa

Tuddle wants to know quirks that Bubba has

Bubba plays some clips from Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Tuddle asks Janessa if they’ve played “Intruder”

Janessa doesn’t know what “Intruder” is; Bubba explains ‘intruder’

SEG 2:
Bubba eludes to a new market the show will be starting soon

DAILY CUBE
1st – Bubba

2nd – Janessa

3rd – Tuddle

Bubba and Janessa comment on Tuddle’s nail biting

Bubba wants to put fake nails on Tuddle

Bubba got a few NYPD hats from a fan

Bubba took a hat and gave one to Tuddle, Blitz, Janessa and offers Caveman an NYPD hat

Caveman says his cousin is NYPD and says Lasker should have his hat

Tuddle says Colton should get the NYPD hat before Lasker

Did Colton pay his union dues? He has not…

Bubba and the guys talk about the Tuddle Union

SEG 3:

Bubba says Tuddle looks like a meter maid today

Bubba points out Tuddle’s pinky finger out

Blitz says Tuddle looks like he’s on Parking Wars

Bubba talks about a show called ‘Killer Ratings’

Tuddle explains the Tuddle Union to Janessa

Bubba and the guys talk about the members of the Tuddle Union

Bubba and Blitz discuss fans being part of the Tuddle Union

Tuddle explains how he can represent Janessa as her union rep

Blitz and Bubba go over the rules on ‘sponsored union repping’

SEG 4:

DRAFT

Tuddle seems a little off… maybe the NYPD hat is cutting of circulation to his head

Bubba explains to the fans that Tuddle is not a clock watcher

Tuddle explains how the hat is strangulating him

Tuddle says he’s been having a hard time sleeping and says he’s been using xany bars

Tuddle explains how its been living with Lummox

Bubba says he’s doing Bubba UNsponged with Tony Stewart

Blitz points out that this is the first UNsponged without doing prep all day

Tuddle stands up for Blitz

Tuddle interviews Janessa

Tuddle asks Janessa’s Vag Score

Tuddle asks Janessa about her and Bubba’s sexual tension

Tuddle asks Janessa if Bubba’s made a move on her

Tuddle asks Janessa if she’ll let him film her cleaning windows; Janessa says she’ll do it after 60 days of sobriety

Bubba plays a clip of Janessa doing weed wacking

Tuddle asks Janessa and Bubba about their favorite meals Janessa makes

Tuddle continues his interview with Janessa

Tuddle asks about when Janessa came to the US

Tuddle talks about his wife and their sex life

Tuddle admits that he’s never done the deed as far as what it takes to get a girl pregnant

SEG 5:

Light Stream

Bubba talks about Tuddles fetish of girls cleaning windows

Bubba has Janessa do ASMR in Portugese to Tuddle

Tuddle tells a story of Janessa being involved in Bubba Saw

Bubba gets into a story about websites selling homework to high schoolers and college students

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Tuddle forgot to do his Mean Tweets

Tuddle talks about his life sucking

Tuddle brings up that he wants to kill himself… show boner killer (STAND ALONE DEPENDING ON THE LENGTH)

SEG 6:

Bubba promos Bubba UNsponged, TLC and YouTube

Bubba talks about Jay & Dan coming in studio tomorrow

Bubba plays some clips of Babyface and Dan on last week’s Diaco’s Show discussing getting airsofted

Dr. Dan seems to be poking Bubba in the chest

Bubba plays a clip of Dr. Dan and Babyface trying to do their daily cubes

Bubba gets into a story about a couple having sex in the parking lot of a

Blitz admits to having sex in Bubba’s old van multiple times… allegedly

Bubba goes into a story about a couple roleplaying slave and slaver

Caveman tells a story about his experience in slave/slaver role play

Bubba gets into a story about a Minnesota man getting three years in jail for giving his wife a meth filled ‘death party’ (PODCAST)

SEG 7:

DRAFT

Bubba talks about Janessa’s first time on the show

Tuddle continues to interview Janessa Brazil

Tuddle asks questions from the chat

Bubba shuts down the segment

Bubba gets into a story about a woman who went on a date that ended up on a high speed chase

Bubba gets into a story about the Olive Garden Lifetime Pasta Pass

Tuddle talks about how great Buca di Beppo is

Bubba talks about the NFL teaming up with Jay-Z on entertainment and social activism

Colton has his Tuddle Union dues

Blitz says to check if Colton is counterfeiting

Bubba says not to talk about counterfeiting at all

SEG 8:
Touch Vodka

Bubba talks about Killer Ratings

Bubba and Tuddle think Janessa did great today

Bubba goes to Blitz to get his opinion of Janessa… crickets

Bubba promos TLC and Bubba UNsponged with Tony Stewart