06-03-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:
Bubba wants to go to the back to fix the muffled issues going on with Mic 4

Bubba and Tuddle talk about how they spent most of the weekend recouping after the Friday night dance party

Bubba asks Tuddle if he watched the replay; Tuddle says he did

Tuddle says Manson threw away his windscreen that Tuddle hot breathed all Friday night

Bubba threw a windscreen to Manson; Bubba finds out windscreens are really hard to throw…

Bubba said he had food gerd all last night

Bubba gives a shout out to Drunk Kim and Rainbow Rick for providing breakfast

Blitz chimes in and says he has some aloe water in the fridge to help Bubba with his gerd; Bubba calls Blitz out for being a dick

Bubba drank Blitz’s aloe water over the weekend but, ordered a bunch of aloe water to pay back Blitz

Bubba says he wants to go over Friday’s dance party

Bubba talks about the issues he had with the Make It Rain Machine; Blitz spent 3 hours on Friday trying to fix the Make It Rain Machine

Bubba explains that the dancers cancelled on Bubba for the dance party; Bubba explains why the dancers backed out

Bubba says that Lummox turned into a bit of a creeper during the dance party

Bubba talks about how much Tuddle drank on Friday night

Bubba says he wants to get into a story about Sirius suspending a Golf contributor

SEG 2:

Bubba thanks Drunk Kim and Rainbow Rick again for food

Tuddle says that the Uber Eats driver was a big Bubba fan and was wondering where he could find us

Bubba says that Lummox has had people approach him about where they can hear Bubba in Tmapa

Bubba says he may have another Tampa deal on the horizon

Bubba goes over the various stations the show has been on in Tampa, FL

-WFLZ 93.3

-WXTB 98Rock

Bubba goes into a tangent talking about Justin Timberlake/Janet Jackson’s nipplegate during the SuperBowl halftime show

Bubba gets back into his Tampa radio stations

-WHPT 102.5 The Bone

Bubba talks how the show got screwed over by Cowhead

-WBRN 98.7FM

-WBBA AM820

Bubba talks about how the only knock on Bubba was that the listeners who listened to the morning show didn’t stay to listen to the rest of the shows

-WHBO AM1040

Bubba says he’s working on a new deal and that he’s excited

Bubba gets into story about Hank Haney making comments about the LPGA and being suspended

Bubba and the guys breakdown the Hank Haney/LPGA situation

Bubba believes that its ‘open season’ on men

SEG 3:

Bubba talks about Bubba’s dance party with Janessa this past Friday night

Bubba thanks all of those fans who sponsored Friday’s dance party

Bubba mentions this year’s BRN Royalty Party slated for next March

Bubba talks about a fan who reached out to him regarding having their dad who is a superfan meet Bubba; Bubba met with ‘Dave’ from Alaska

Bubba mentions a fan named Bobby Day who lives in Thonotosassa; Bubba says he went out to see Bobby Day and gave him some stickers and a t-shirt

Blitz busts Bubba’s balls about going to fan’s houses; Blitz says Tuddle and Bubba should go to Fez’s house

SEG 4:

Bubba plays Manson/Ned’s ‘It Jutts Out’

Bubba talks about the success Bubba has had recently thanks to Twitch

Bubba promos today’s Podcast; will be available today at 11AM

Bubba says he watches ‘Big Little Lies’ on HBO

Bubba talks about Grit TV; comments on how television portrayed Native Americans

Bubba breaks down European exploration into the United States and U.S. western exploration

Bubba talks about a movie he saw on Grit TV; US military planted guns on Native Americans

Bubba was wondering if he could marry into Native American

Tuddle says Bubba should get a DNA test to see if he is Native American

Bubba’s afraid of getting his DNA tested; thinks he may be framed for a murder

Manson chimes in saying that there are support groups for those who take DNA tests and find out their dads aren’t their dad

Bubba ponders if Doug Clem is his dad; Bubba thinks that he looks just like his dad…

SEG 5:

CALLER – James from Charleston – Comments on the correct term to use for Native Americans; says he is on Bubba’s side

For HIMS

Bubba breaks down a trailer for Desus & Mero

CALLER – Tom – Recommends Dead Wood on HBO

Bubba gets into a story about a Louisiana Catholic school principal resigning after being arrested at strip club while on a school field trip

Bubba goes on a Catholic sex crime tangent

Bubba wants to watch a documentary on when Catholics started the entire kid touching thing

Bubba and the guys pontificate on how kid touchers infiltrate different children’s organizations like little league sports

Bubba gets into story about a man accused of creating child porn in Deltona

Bubba comments on the All-Female on-air anchor staff covering the child porn story

Bubba talks about a neighborhood in Sacramento finding cats decapitated/disemboweled

Bubba gets into a story about a Texas woman punishing their stepdaughter by setting her face on fire

Bubba begins an impromptu ‘Kegeling with Clem’ (36MINS IN)

Bubba talks Bubba Army Merch and tries to go to Caveman; Caveman is having technical issues

Caveman says there is a show within a show in Engineering

Bubba gets into a story about a Des Moines teacher arrested for alleged sexual abuse of teen

SEG 6:
Bubba promos today’s Podcast, Buds & Suds, Cluster F and a possible gaming situation with Catastrophic

Catastrophic plans on making a Bubba Army crew on GTA

Bubba gets into a story about a Florida man accidentally shooting and killing a woman during foreplay

Tuddle asks Bubba if any of his sexual partners have asked him to get physical with them; Bubba doesn’t know how to answer the questions

Bubba and the guys discuss choking parameters with their significant others; Bubba asks Tuddle if he would choke Casey

Bubba and the guys discuss how UFC and choking out; No Tapping Ned has a 0-20 record since he doesn’t tap out to being choked

Bubba wonders how many people have died from choking in UFC fights

SEG 7:
Hex Head Art

Bubba tries to call John Morgan; left voice mail

Bubba tries to call Matt Morgan; left voice mail

Bubba talks about watching more documentaries lately

Bubba plays a clip of Afghan farmers harvesting opium from poppies

Bubba gets into story about a Florida woman who tried to suffocate an infant after making Facebook threat

Bubba got some weird texts from Lasker late last night

CALLER – Daniel – Needs advice from Bubba, says his girlfriend left him for her ex-wife

Bubba suggests doing a conference call with his girlfriend; Dan pusses out

SEG 8:
Bubba tells a story about Sumo needing some Red Line Oil

CALLER – Austin from Iowa – Stumbled upon the show a month ago; Bubba wanted to get Austin’s opinion about the show

Austin says he loves what he’s seen on the show so far

Bubba asks Austin about his opinion about high school teachers sexually abusing students

Bubba calls Lasker to figure out what his cryptic texts were about

Bubba and Lasker talk about a Mexican guy who flipped out on Lasker; quit by dumping a 50lbs box of powder on his desk

Bubba bring up how Khloe Kardashian attended her first prom with a fan; Bubba talks about taking teens to prom years ago