6/1/06

Highlights from Segment 1
Bubba announces an Amber AlertNed can’t see without the Christmas lights on
Ned is waiting for Chef to come in to help him finish a bit
caller – (Kevin Francouer) is Bubba’s logo a registered trademark? Wants to put it on his truck
gossip – Nick Lachey gets divorce settlement call from Joe Simpson while in London
gossip – Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn rumored to be breaking up
gossip – Jim Carey supposedly fucking Jenny McCarthy
news – NHRA fines Ron Capps for incident with teammate
NASCAR news – Tony Stewart makes appearances even with fractured scapula
news – Indians pitcher Scott Saberbeck arrested for being nasty in the bushes with a woman
What is Asian women’s pubic hair like?

Manson has heat because Bubba and Heather are doing well with no drama
Spice can imitate Ned welldid it today while talking to Heather on the phone
Bubba plays Manson’s “Rebecca – Got No Girlfriend” song
Bubba plays some clips from the Todd Clem project “Complaint Bitch Call”
Bubba plays Ned’s “Rebecca – Back to LA” song
Chip models his pink Bubba Army panties for Rob Kahn and Alan “Monstah Lobstah”
Chip riles up Alan by telling him he is broke
Alan jumps up and begins beating on Chip
Chip shows of his “Karate Kid” fighting stanceand gets hit by Alan
Bubba heads to the green room to to yell at Alan for hitting Chip
Alan makes excuses for why he hit Chip (says he hasn’t eaten all day)
Chip heads back to the green room to threaten Alan with a lawsuit

Highlights from Segment 2
Bubba promotes LiveLobDirectcom
Rob Kahn and Alan “Monstah Lobstah” from Gracie Tampa in studio
Bubba thinks he could hold his own with Alan on the ground
Bubba has Chip administer a rear naked choke to Alanthen does it himself
Rob explains how to block a rear naked choke
Alan makes a prediction on his upcoming fight (2 minutes / first round)
Bubba calls Rob Kahn a better looking version of Gene Lasker
Dr Mark in studio to answer mens health questions
The guys talk about the benefits of using Cialis to get better erections
caller – has to pee a lot after ejaculation
caller – comments on last UFC fight
caller – has varicose veins and blisters on his nutsack
caller – needs Zoloft to stop premature ejaculation
caller – question about vasectomy(Bubba plays his pill rattlers like music instruments)
Bubba says he still won’t cum inside after getting a vasectomy
Bubba would rather eat pussy then fucksays it feels better to finish himself off
Bubba hands out some pills to Spice from his rattler
Spice is looking to blow his load inside some strange puss tonight (doesn’t use condoms)
What happened to Spice’s girlfriend this week?Bubba gives him some advice
Spice admits that he thinks Heather is hotand would trade for her
Bubba says that Heather gives the best head and allows him to go anal on her
Brent warns Bubba that things will change once he gets married

Highlights from Segment 3
Bubba reminds the guys that he treats Heather really well
Who is Spice trying to hook up with tonight?
Bubba offers Spice some more advice on dealing with his ex-girlfriend Melody
Why do all men care about getting strange pussy over anything else?
Dr Mark describes a male orgasm (getting a big nut at the end)
Bubba has had bigger nuts (more sperm) since hydrating himself more
Bubba would like to do a show sperm count
email – 83 year old handicapped guy can’t get aroused for the past two years
email – has a spot on the head of his cock that comes and goes (may be herpes?)
Bubba asks about how herpes can be transferred
email – has low testosterone after losing his testicles several years ago
Human growth hormone and testosterone talk
email – has soreness by left testicleBubba recalls getting a bad kidney stone
email – 47 year old man still has wet dreamstakes Vicodin twice a week
email – would like to eat his wife’s pussy but it is too smelly
Bubba calls Janie to asks about her smoking and menopause drugs
Bubba offers to buy Janie a brand new car if she stops smoking
Does Janie have any sex toys?Tyler poops his pants when flying on a plane
Dr Mark admits that he doesn’t really talk to his mom anymore
Play Ned’s “Cartoon Arab” call
Spice heads to the green room to mess with the girls