5/18/06

Highlights from Segment 1
Talk about the Naughty Alysha Dating Game.
Talk about the Truckin’ Bozo Show who helped catch the DC sniper.
Bubba mentions an Amber Alert.
Bubba thinks the internet and cell phones have caused the wave of child touching. Talk about “To
Catch A Predator” on TV.
Talk about different kinds of cheap liquor the guys used to drink as teens.
Spice is going out on a date with a girl he met on Match.com. Review staff photos on BTLS.com.
Bubba thinks Spice is bamboozling him regarding his date. Guys think they should put up a fake profile for Bubba on Match.com to see if he gets any responses.
Bubba is off to Charlotte to hang out with Tony Stewart.
Spice shows Bubba the picture of the girl he is going on a date with. Bubba gives advice on how to meet her.
Bubba is putting a weight clause in his prenup with Heather. Calls Heather to talk about the prenup.
Heather thinks Bubba should have a weight clause in the prenup as well. Heather thinks it’s funny if they put up a profile of Bubba on Match.com.
Bubba says he never comes inside of Heather.
Dr Mark enters the studio.

Highlights from Segment 2
Guys give Bubba crap about Heather reversing the heat on him. Brent gets pissed when Bubba starts playing the Ned “Shut up Brent” drop over and over.
Spice talks about how he is going to tell his date where he works.
Bubba Price Is Right’s talk about Tom Cruise and who he sent flowers to.
Bubba calls Jenna. She has major heat with Bubba about something. Bubba wants to ask her about when Tom Cruise sent her flowers but Jenna refuses because she has heat with him over what Tyler said.
Janie Cakes calls in. Says Bubba already talked about the Tom Cruise story.
Dr Mark asks Janie Cakes questions about her vagina.
Janie tells the Tom Cruise story.
Play Ned’s Tom Cruise interview.
Eavesdrop on contestants for Naughty Alysha Dating Game.
Dr Mark says he can close the hole in Spice’s penis.
Bubba has something in his eye. Dr Mark says he can look at it.
(caller) question about vasectomy: has tiny loads. Bubba says he likes pulling out and blasting.
Bubba says he will pull out of Heather even after he gets married.
(caller) has problem peeing after screwing wife doggie style. Says Bubba should get the vasectomy.
Bubba doesn’t blast so he can eat out the puss afterward.
Talk about putting Mentos in someone’s asshole.
(caller) anything to give women to increase their libido

Highlights from Segment 3
Naughty Alysha in the studio for the Dating Game.
Contestant #1-Paul, contestant #2-Billy.
Talk about the N word.
Alysha doesn’t do scat play.
25Cent drops his pants to show off his cock. Bubba notices 25 has huge balls.
25 walks into the Green Room and taunts the contestants with his cock.
Alysha talks about Hedonism. Brent has tickets booked. Talk about eh parameters of swinging at Hedo.
Billy was K-fabing his name but the guys out him as Willie.
Bubba goes over the rules of the dating game.
Alysha asks the questions: How big is your cock #1: 7”, #2: 4×4. Are you shaved: #1 yes
Would you fuck or make love: #1: fuck, #2: fuck. What makes #2 think you can handle Alysha?
Bubba suggests that they should do a gangbang with Alysha.

Highlights from Segment 4
Bubba shows off the 3 rattlers he carries.
Bubba hands out Cialis to the contestants.
Alysha likes to get choked out and get spanked.
Bubba shows Alysha the video of 25Cent getting sucked off by Jersey Jackson.
Alysha talks about some guy she will be fucking later in the week while her husband watches online.
They decide that both contestants and 25Cent will fuck Alysha.
Bubba doesn’t like anal because of a bad experience.
Bubba can only shave his ass so much because of his short arms. Contestant Paul suggests that Bubba go to a Chinese place to get his asshole waxed.
Brent references an article from R & R saying that everything should be written out.
Gene Lasker in the studio.
Alysha and Lasker role play about her picking him up in Best Buy.
Alysha talks about when she got into trouble for trying to pick up a guy at the Blue Martini.
Alysha talks about how she picks up guys in different places.
Bubba goes over with Alysha what she needs to report on after the gangbang.