5/17/06

Highlights from Segment 1
Bubba talks about yesterday’s show with Luke and the pussy beer bong ,and Howard calling in
Ned says he is pissed at Bubba cause he gave him bit 2 days and he hasn’t played yet
Ned says it will be a big mark out fest today with the Diaco’s in today …
Bubba says this the 1st time Ned has flipped out on air for not playing a bit n t
Bubba says that Matty Yokam and the Diaco’s will be on the show today
Bubba plays the Howard 100 news clip about the Hogan parody The Hand made
Ned says that The Hand’s parody is shitty and the song is done by a guy in catface …
TheHand – Hogan what will I Do – with Bubba comments
Bubba asks Ned if he did an interview for Howard 100 news Ned says yes
Ned picks apart The Hand’s parody …
Bubba says he going replay a clip from the Chef pussy beer bong with Luke on the phone
Bubba talks about a girl who is in critical condition from The Super Himalaya ride
Bubba and Crew talks about The Super Himalaya and The Zipper rides and people who run them
Bubba says Manson did a bit about the Super Himalaya
Manson Bit – The Super Himalaya with Bubba comments
Bubba talks about the guys at the dunk tanks who would talk shit to you at the fair
Caller – says Heather should put pop-rocks in her mouth and give you head
Bubba says its a good time to play the new Ned bit But Ned is giving him shit
Bubba talks about pitchers hitting batters and managers giving the iggy to hit them
Brent says they should try get Jose Canseco in studio to talk baseball with them
Bubba says its time for commercial now and Ned gets on the chip
Bubba says after the break he will play the new Ned bit

Highlights from Segment 2
Bubba talks about upcoming guests on show today …
Ned explains his phone call they are about play about bible action figures
Ned Phone Call – Biblical Action Figures -1st run with Bubba comments
Bubba plays clips from Jersey Jackson doing a pussy bong from yesterday’s show
Bubba says they are pop-rocking the puss next week on the show
Bubba goes back to playing clips from Jersey Jackson fucking herself with a beer bottle
Bubba asks Ned if he is into to farts … he says only likes celebrities farts
Bubba thinks that Jersey Jackson could have pissed in Chef’s mouth yesterday
News Story -Christina Aguilera says that she doesn’t care for Mariah Carey
Bubba says that Manson made a bit back in day about Christina Aguilera
Manson Bit – Christina Aguilera promotes albums
Bubba and Crew comment on the Manson’s Christina Aguilera bit
Bubba thinks the reason Manson made the bit was because Berlin had her cd
Bubba says that Matty Yokman is coming up next …
Matty Yokman is on the phone …
Matty Yokman says that is doesn’t wear makeup, Bubba swears that he does
Matty talks about the NASCAR all star race … and the traffic going to the race
Matty talks about the repaving of the track and more NASCAR talk
Matty talks about the All Star Race and how racers get voted in
Bubba and Matty talk about NASCAR
Bubba says that they should do a legends race …
Bubba says he doing to Richard Petty driving challenge
Bubba says that Tucker Carlson is coming up next …

Highlights from Segment 3
Bubba says this is the 1st time the Diaco’s have been in the studio …
The Diaco’s call themselves Conservatives …
Bubba says that Tucker Carlson is on the phone
Bubba asks Tucker if he heard the show from yesterday with Luke and beer pussy bongs
Bubba explains to Tucker what the beer pussy bongs are
Bubba ask Dan if the pop-rocks would hurt the girls puss if they put them in there
Bubba ask Dan if they put Mentos in girls puss would that hurt them
Tucker tells Bubba about putting Mentos in a bottle of diet Coke about the explosion
Bubba tells Tucker that they are going to stick pop-rocks in a girl’s puss next week
Tucker tells Bubba that “Mikey the Cereal kid “ died from pop-rocks
Bubba says after the experiment with Mentos he’ll ask whether or not to pop-rock the puss
Tucker says he met an Episcopal priest that listens to the show
Bubba asks Tucker about the Da Vinci Code
Brent wants Tucker to prove to him that Bible is based on facts
Bubba and Crew discuss religion with Tucker …
Bubba says fuck all this religious talk lets talks about something else
Dan asks Tucker what would he do to fix the immigration problem in the US
Bubba says he going to vote for a republican this year Charlie Crist this year
News Story – Paul McCartney says he doesn’t need a prenuptial agreement
Bubba says he need to play the clips from yesterday still
Bubba tells Dan about Warren Sapp wanted to box him and talks Bucs football with him
Bubba asks Dan what he thought about Reggie Bush when he seen him at the combine
Bubba tells a story about his friend almost getting arrested for pissing in public
Dan talks about when he was working in New Orleans during Katrina
Bubba says the diet Coke & Mentos experiment is coming up next

Highlights from Segment 4
Bubba says during the break that Steve & Dan Diaco’s pissed in the same toilet
Bubba says he used take a shower with Tara until he was 7 and he would piss on her
Bubba says he is doing the Mentos & diet Coke experiment to see what this would do a guy
Dan says he will drop the Mentos into the bottle everyone else is scared to do it
Dan drops the Mentos into the bottle and Bubba says it wasn’t that big of a deal
Bubba says it was an immediate reaction but shot 12 feet in the air
Bubba thought the Mento and Coke would be a ¼ stick dynamite explosion …
Bubba says he going to play the Jersey Jackson clip from yesterday’s show …
Clip of Luke on the phone with Jersey Jackson having phone sex with him
Clip of Jersey Jackson doing a pussy beer bong with Chef
Bubba takes a shit a Mentos and diet Coke footage
Bubba talks about Paul McCartney blaming the media for getting a divorce
Manson Song – Lost Her Leg (Bubba Comments)
Bubba says that Hedi Cortez will calling in and he will play Ned’s bit after the break
Bubba says that Hedi Cortez is on the phone
Hedi says that she in a hotel room with a girlfriend getting ready to go to the Maxim party
Hedi talks about her fake tits Bubba & Dan and about her show Tissue Time on Howard101
Bubba asks Hedi to give him story or make out with her friend for the truckers
Hedi puts her friend Wendy on phone and she says she not going to do anything either
Bubba asks Hedi to rub her puss for the truckers and she says no
Bubba says he going to tell Howard to have her show taken off the air
Bubba calls Hedi bitchy and cunty and Hedi tell Bubba fuck you and Bubba hangs up
Caller – says Bubba should have hung up on the Hedi earlier
Brent says that Tim Sabean is going to call him give him shit about what happen with Hedi
Bubba tries to call Tim so he doesn’t give Brent shit but Tim doesn’t answer
Tim Sabean calls in and talks about the Hedi Cortez interview
Bubba says that Ned was asking the Diaco’s for pain pills during the commercial breaks