4/21/06

Highlights from Segment 1
Bubba is still recovering from his asshole fingering…
Bubba doesn’t want the Stern fans saying that their show is gay…
Bubba isn’t sure the physical capabilities of skull-fucking…Is it an urban legend?
Bubba tries to get Dr Diaco on the phone to see if skull-fucking is physically possible…
Bubba interrupts Dr Diaco during an in-office procedure to ask about “inner-eye relations”…
Brent is heading to NYC next week and Bubba wants to make it for the skull-fucking…
Brent claims High-Pitched Eric will jerk off and drop his load on a guy’s bare chest…
The Hand gets on the air with Bubba…
The Hand announces that Joey Boots will be his consigliore…The Hand marks out…
Hogan Calls In (19:00)…
Bubba guesses that Hogan is “three yellows and six Miller’s Lite’s deep”…
Hogan agrees to come to the Howard Film Festival…Hogan will bring Brooke and Storch…
Bubba’s going to the Dollhouse tonight…
Hogan calls Linda a sea hag…Brent and Bubba said Linda is hot (REMOVED)…
Hogan sings along with Jimi Hendrix’s VooDoo Child…
Bubba says that Howard wants to have sex with Brooke Hogan
Joey Boots on the phone (32:00)
Bubba thanks Joey for being a dedicated fan of the show
Joey talks about his recent stint at rehabcocaine, weed and alcohol
It’s been over a year since Joey has had sexBubba says he gets a lot of pussy
Bubba asks Joey not to jerk off so he can blow a big load on-air with I Heart NY
Joey says he is a premature ejaculatorBubba is intrigued
Bubba is pissed at Dan the Song Parody ManBubba’s telling Howard
caller – asks a question about NASCAR & says Hogan is hilarious
Bubba asks if Robin the Hot Phoenix Banker chick got fired or not…

Highlights from Segment 2
Ronnie the Limo Driver Calls In
Ronnie calls in to defend Dan the Parody Man
Ronnie said Dan is happier than a pig in shit with Bubba’s attention
The guys are talking about going to Score’s
Porn star Crystal Clear will have sex with 60 dudes over the age of 60
The guys talk about how drunk Hogan was earlier when he called in (9:10)
Brent presents Bubba a throwback Favre jersey from Mississippi for his birthday
Dr Diaco and Hulk Hogan call in to wish Bubba a Happy Birthday (12:51)
Hogan said there was a showcase showdown w/ Linda last night and tonight
Hogan talks about a hot girl in Diaco’s office that gives him a bonerlooks like Brooke
Ned debuts “Storytime with Tyler”Bubba hits Price is Right music (21:18)
Bubba kicked Ned out of the studio b/c of the Tyler bit
Bubba polls the listeners whether he should play Ned’s bit or not
The listeners vote for Bubba to play the bitBubba leaves the studio
Played “Howard’s Bitch” coming out of Ned bit (REMOVED)
Hogan just showed up at the studio
Bubba calls Janie Cakes for her weekly recap (37:21)
Janie Cakes asks to take the summer off b/c of all the Stern Fan Network haters
Gene Lasker wants to buy Hogan’s NWO motorcycle
Lasker went 200 mph on the Howard Frankland in his new Corvette
Janie does her recapthe last one for 2 months (47:20)
The guys love Janie’s recap and say it’s a shame the fans ran her off
Bubba is hard to get a hold of now that he has a job
Janie Cakes likes Lasker and wishes he didn’t hurt himself anymore
Lasker agrees to get shocked by one of the FTE’s
Hogan said he would never write a shoot book b/c it would be brutal
Hogan tells a story about Linda being mad b/c OJ Simpson gave him a hug (1:01:32)

Highlights from Segment 3
Hogan doesn’t believe that the torture rack could hold someone
Bubba sends Lasker to the green room to talk to the guys getting shocked later
BROOKE SKYE MENTION (REMOVED)…
Bubba has Lasker tell the guys they need to have their balls shaved
Gene is back in the studioBubba tells Gene to look for his guy
Hogan doesn’t want to see the Ball Shocking later
Bubba tells Gene to show Hogan what ball shocking looks like
Gene tests the ball shocking and Bubba tells Gene to ride it out (9:50)
25 tests the shock collar but Denzil refuses
Whitey Pippin in studioGene in Green Room to text the shock collar
Bubba and Brent role play Lasker bragging that he has Hogan’s NWO chopper…
Caller – Tony Stewart just qualified 3rd quickest…
Caller – suggests Ned to make video with 19-yr-old stripper…
Caller – wants to talk about some ideas he has for the guys off-air…
Bubba says that he was offered to race a modified dirt late models…
Lasker says Bubba is too fat to fit into the modified dirt late models
Bubba tells Lasker to get D-Ball to bring him to the studio…D-Ball looks like Urkel…
D-Ball likes white people better than black (22:30)…D-Ball said his nuts were peeling…
Lasker uses the cattle prode on D-Ball and D-Ball freaks out…
D-Ball and Lasker shock each other…D-Ball is terrified of the shock collar shocker
Bubba tries to convince D-Ball to have get shocked by the stun gun…
He declines…Bubba tells Lasker to get the guys ready for Ball Shocking Chicken…
D-Ball is disgusted that one of the white guys isn’t wearing any underwear…

Highlights from Segment 4
Bubba is bumping Matt Yocum for pre-empting him…
Shock Collar Chicken…
The guys who are going to be shocked are getting set up for the ball shocking…
D-Ball comments on the guy’s nutsacks and penis…
The first guy is named Ed…Bubba shocks Ed (5:03)…
Bubba explains the rules of the game…
The guys play shock collar chickenThe prize is $100…
Bubba thinks the shockers don’t work as well if he’s far away so he tests them…
Bubba asks Ronnie the winner if he’ll let him put carburetor cleaner on his balls…
Ronnie tests both of the shock collar units (17:23)…
The guys decide to put D-Ball in the torture rack…he starts to cry…
Bubba offers to get D-Ball VIP at 2001 or Thee Dollhouse if he goes on torture rack…
Lasker and D-Ball get into a fight because Lasker tries to force D-Ball onto the rack…
D-Ball kicks Lasker’s ass…D-Ball agrees to get in torture rack but no ball shocking…
D-Ball is in the torture rack…Bubba has the stun gun…
D-Ball begs not to be tortured or hit with the stun gun below the waist…
Bubba stops because he feels bad for torturing D-Ball and him begging not to…
D-Ball agrees to let Bubba use the shock collar on his neck…
I Heart New York is on the phone (35:50)…
Is 25 looking forward to getting sucked off by 25 Cent?
D-Ball tries to throw game to steal I Heart New York from 25 Cent…
25 Cent suggests hooking D-Ball up with Raquel the Transvestite…
D-Ball says he’d cum on I Heart NY’s face and throw pubes on her…
I Heart NY says D-Ball will never get any ass from her because he disrespected her…
Bubba asks if he looks as idiotic as Denzil when he wears sleeveless shirts…
Denzil and D-Ball do a mock arrest to show Denzil can kick his ass (49:26)…
Bubba gives Lasker ultimatum: be on air & take ball shocking or never be on air again…
Lasker quit and walked out of the studio…