07-12-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:
Gene Lasker rolled in just in time

Lasker says he was having issues with cops

Lasker tells a story involving a cop in car and on a bike

Biker cop was yelling at Lasker but, turned out to be pretty cool

Bubba goes to the phone call; phones need to be reset

Bubba talks about the long talks he has with Blitz before the show

Bubba talks about the Daily Cube

Bubba explains how the Daily Cube reflects one’s psyche; Lasker doesn’t think the Cube says much about him

SEG 2:

Bubba opens up with

Bubba says he’s contemplating whether or not he will be doing a Friday Night Dance Party

Bubba says that Colton got a special bed bug spray and they will spray down Lummox in the shower after the show.

Bubba and Tuddle decides to do the Friday Night Dance Party tonight at 9PM

Bubba says tonight’s party will be a Tuddle Drunky Drunk Party

Tuddle testifies that he won’t hold anyone liable for his drinking/getting drunk

CALLER – DR from Ocala – Asks Tuddle if he was arrested for climbing the I-4 Eye Sore

Tuddle gets into the story of climbing the I-4 Eye Sore

Bubba and Tuddle retell a story of Tuddle passing out drunk in the green room and was shot up by airsoft

Bubba and the guys talk about the Anal Expansion Challenge

Bubba starts getting into the Daily Cube

Gene says his full name is ‘Eugene Thomas Francis Lasker;’ Lasker says he has two middle names because he’s catholic but isn’t rich bc he didn;t get touched  20MINS IN

Bubba plays a video of Tuddle chugging a bottle of Touch Vodka

Bubba and the guys get back into their Daily Cube

1st – Lasker

2nd – Bubba

3rd – Tuddle

SEG 3:

Bubba opens up with Ned’s ‘Fat Guy’ No Net

Bubba accidentally played an explicit song from SJL’s CD

Bubba goes to SJL on slate; Bubba thinks that SJL may need an airsofting

SJL has a gift for Bubba to make up for his stupidity

John from Precision Lazer is in studio and brought some Chic Fil A

Bubba wants to get a Bubba Army Bonefish Barracuda for a You Win Nothing

Bubba goes through Precision Lazer’s Facebook page

Bubba and the guys talk about Bubba’s new mower and BRN goats

Bubba plays a clip of his mower getting delivered yesterday

CALLER – Tommy from MD – Talks about fainting goats

Tommy has 25 goats and gives Bubba some insight on goats

SEG 4:

Bubba opens up with Ned’s ‘Big Girls’ music video

Bubba and the guys talk about the BGNs

For Hims

CALLER – Trek – Talks about his experience with goats

Bubba wants Trek to be the show’s ‘Goat Expert’

Bubba plays a video of Tuddle getting spanked by Colton

Tuddle tells a story of Colton’s mom walking in on Tuddle and Colton in the garage with Colton’s pants down

Bubba promos the Lummox delousing, Buds & Suds and Tuddle’s Drunky Drunk Party

Bubba and the guys talk Russell Westbrook and NBA Off Season moves

SEG 5:
Bubba opens up with Ned’s ‘Red Neck Summer Time’

Light Stream

Bubba and the guys get into a story of President Trump declaring a state of emergency in Louisiana, sends federal assistance ahead of Tropical Storm Barry

Bubba and the guys get into a story about an Alabama man sentenced to 615 years for sex crimes against children

Bubba and the guys think that the newscaster looks like Nipsey Russell

Bubba shows a video of sons of a murder victim attacked her killer at sentencing

Bubba and the guys get into a story of a teen mother delivering a baby by herself in family kitchen

Bubba plays a video of Coast Guard leaping onto submarine carrying 17,000 pounds of cocaine

CALLER – Mitch The Mark – Brings up a story about a cargo ship full of cocaine seized; JP Morgan owns the ship

Bubba gets into a story about a Tampa man accused of exposing, pleasuring himself at Target near USF

SEG 6:

Bubba plays the music video ‘Party On The Cross’

Bubba promos tonight’s Tuddle’s Drunky Drunk Party at 9PM

CALLER – Alan from Cincinnati – Wife had a baby in a bath tub; talks about being at a swanky birthing center

Bubba gets into a story about R. Kelly being arrested on Federal Sex Crime charges

BUBBA PREDICTION: 10:50MINS IN

Bubba – R Kelly will get 20years

Tuddle – R Kelly will get 15years

Gene – R Kelly will get Life

Blitz – R Kelly will either try to flea the country or OD

Caveman – R Kelly will get 25years

Bubba gets into a story about a woman saying that a utility worker tried to sexually coerce her, threatened her over late bill

Lasker explains how NOT to get away with getting free power

Bubba and the guys breakdown a video of a crazy police chase in Indiana involving an impaired driver

Lasker explains how to put a cop in the ditch

SEG 7:

Bubba plays Ned’s ‘Fat Man Sprint Car Ride’

Bubba promos the Lummox Delousing later today

CALLER – Steven from KY – has a few questions for Lasker

Bubba goes to SJL who screwed up earlier

SJL presents a signed Keith Thurman poster to Bubba

Bubba shoots SJL in the back for punishment

Bubba and Lasker talk about a friend who recently passed; Lasker made a custom urn for his friend Rick Kinsler

SEG 8:
Bubba plays the music video for Adderall

Bubba promos the Lummox Delousing

CALLER – ‘TOM’ – says there was a road rage incident involving Gene Lasker

Bubba calls out ‘TOM’ as being Lummox…

Bubba says he is working on the new ring design for the BRN Royalty ring

Bubba and the guys discuss what modifications should be made for this year’s BRN Royalty ring