06-11-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

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Mike’s Pizza’s Here

Bubba and the guys talk about their Mike’s Pizza orders

Blitz chimes in; Colton never eats his Mike’s Pizza order

Bubba asks Caveman why he’s wearing a ‘big boy shirt’, Bubba says horizontal stripes aren’t the way to go

Bubba asks about the kegels; Bubba says a consultant he knows loves the segment

Blitz chimes in; have these guys ever gotten us a job?

 

SEG 2:

Bubba talks Mike’s Pizza

Bubba talks about last week’s Friday Night Dance Party; Poodleballin’ made it rain subs

Tuddle has a piece of audio of BFUDD complaining about Donald Trump; BFUDD is upset by Trump not wanting to leave the White House

Bubba and the guys ponder when a President has to leave the White House when a new President is elected

Bubba received 3 emails that were pro kegeling

Bubba wants to bring the ‘Name That Tune’ series back

Bubba wants to do a Millennial Name That Tune with SJL
Bubba goes to SJL on slate; Tuddle says SJL may be dumb but he’s doing good in the dating game

Tuddle has been trying to get SJL to post pics of his girlfriend

SJL says he may have pics of his girlfriend on his phone

Bubba and the guys talk about how crappy SJL’s phone is and talk about popularity of phones

SJL tries to show pictures to Bubba; Bubba takes SJL’s phone and looks at his girlfriend’s pic

Bubba says Babyface mentioned to him that for now on Bubba will have to mount his phone when livestreaming on his phone

Bubba goes to Alexa for the Ray’s score from last night

Bubba asks Alexa who won last night’s Raptors/Warriors game

Bubba and the guys breakdown the Rays/A’s game from last night

Bubba gets into a story about ex-NFL player Kellen Winslow Jr. convicted of rape

Bubba and the guys discuss consensual non-consent

SEG 3:
Bubba promotes his YouTube page

Bubba talks about his propyloning; people think it’s stupid

Red Line Oil – Thursday 20% Midnight-to-Midnight Promo: BUBBA
Bubba plays call of Bfudd wanting Trump to lose in 2020

Bubba gets into story about Led Zeppelin in a legal dispute over possibly ripping off the band Spirit

Bubba plays both Led Zeppelin’s ‘Stair Way To Heaven’ and Spirit’s Taurus

Bubba goes through a list of Led Zeppelin ‘rip offs’

Bubba gets into the updated story of David Ortiz’s attack in the Dominican Republic

Bubba and the guys wonder if David Ortiz was actually blasting a drug dealer’s wife or not

Bubba says he has a bunch of articles but he really didnt know what he plans on next

 

SEG 4:

For HIMS

Bubba goes to Caveman; asks if the Diacos will be bringing Cyn/Kim Thursday

Caveman reached out to the Diacos; didn’t get a response yet

Bubba marks out to Manson’s body; Manson looks better with age

CALLER – Roy – Marks out to last night’s Friday Night Dance Party

Colton was not as loose during the Friday NIght Dance Party because he had his new girlfriend with him

Bubba hopes that the Make It Rain Machine will work for the next Friday Night Dance Party

Bubba wants to do lawn dogging this Thursday after Buds & Suds

SJL became more of a man since working at the BRN

Bubba and the guys ask SJL what he did as a child

SJL has never shot a gun

SJL has never ridden a motorcycle

SJL has never played football

SJL has never played dodgeball

SJL has never changed the oil on anything

SJL never changed a tire until he worked for the show

Bubba wants to do a show called ‘Manning Up A Millennial’

SJL has never caught a fish

SJL has never cleaned a fish

SJL has never ridden a four wheeler

SJL doesn’t know how to grill

SJL admits that he’s eaten a frog before

SJL doesn’t know what ‘RPM’ means

SEG 5:
Bubba plays ‘Super Creep’

Bubba and Blitz talks about Twitch Emotes

Light Stream

CALLER – Grant – says he is a Millennial and can do a lot of things that SJL cannot

Bubba goes to SJL on the slate; Bubba asks SJL if he knows what RPM means

Bi-Boy knows what Pistons are and SJL doesn’t

Bi-Boy knows what a crankshaft is and SJL doesn’t

Bi-Boy and SJL don’t know what a camshaft is

SJL cannot explain what Bubba just taught him about motors

Bubba explains SJL – Suck Squeeze Bang Blow

Bubba comments on the air traffic lately

CALLER – Danny – Comments on how SJL answered his call; tries to bust SJL’s balls

Bubba goes into a story about a teen soccer player accuses older team members of sexual assault

Bubba and the guys comment on what looks like boob acne on the reporter of the story

Tuddle says he has a thing for boob acne

Bubba tries to breakdown the story; Alexa interrupted Bubba

Alexa plays Gucci Mane for Bubba

Bubba asks Alexa to play the Bubba The Love Sponge Show; Alexa can’t find the show

Bubba asks Alexa to play a podcast; Alexa chooses Freakanomics

Alexa plays a LIVE podcast of Freakanomics with its own orchestra

Bubba starts to get back into the extreme hazing story

Bubba goes into a story about being hazed in high school

Tuddle tells a story about being hazed in high school; being called ‘Pinky D’

Bubba gets into story about a Florida woman arrested after grabbing a man’s private parts until they bled during argument

CALLER – Brandon The Quad – says Colton doesn’t have a clue about anything pop culture

Bubba shows a video of a grandman rolling up in her mobility scooter to break up a brawl between three women outside a water park

Bubba gets into a story about a man says grandmother’s ashes dumped out by officer during arrest

SEG 6:

Forever Tantra

Bubba promos his YouTube, Buds & Suds and Cluster F

Bubba and the guys talk about Father’s Day; the best gift to give your dad on Father’s Day is nothing at all

Bubba gets into story about scooter fighters and bicyclists getting in a brawl in South Tampa

Bubba gets into story about NY lawmakers proposing decriminalizing sex work

Bubba gets into story about the Alabama governor signing a chemical castration bill into law

Bubba and the guys talk forcing yourself to throw up and gag refluxes

Bubba gets into a story about a church intern arrested for statutory rape of student

Bubba and the guys ponder what would they do if their child was touched; clean shoot on kid touchers

Bubba teases a story about a Wisconsin city proposing a bullying bill

SEG 7:

Red Line

Bubba peruses through various Twitch streams

Bubba checks out live streams from Greek God X, a Japanese girl cosplayer, a Korean girl ‘flight attendant’, a girl talking about E3, a guy wrenching on a VW, a guy with a cute dog and a Japanese girl doing karaoke

Blitz chimes in; what happened to the WIsconsin bullying story Bubba teased?

Bubba says he’s learning more about Twitch by watching other streamers

Bubba continues to go through various Twitch streams

SEG 8:
Bubba promos Mike’s Pizza

Sun Belt Rental

Tuddle brings up that Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise

Tuddle says Cruise would beat the crap out of BIeber

Bubba promos the show’s YouTube

Bubba promos Tuddle Talks – will be back in July

Bubba and Tuddle talks about how savvy Tuddle’s parents are with technology

Bubba gets into a story about 40% of Americans preferring communism to capitalism