05-21-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:

Bubba says he’s losing his voice; probably from partying lately

Bubba hears a dirty mic; says its Caveman’s mic

Bubba plays Manson/Ned’s ‘It Juts Out & He Knows It’

Bubba thinks he’s going to get heat today from chat because of his MAGA hat

Bubba says he already pisses ½ the audience another ½ and we are down to 25%

Manson says Bubba is ‘worser off’ in life after Trump got elected

Bubba goes into a ‘Kegeling with Clem’

Ned ‘barely legal kegel dot com’ ‘dump that’

Bubba explains what kegels are to the audience

Bubba and the guys kegel for the fans

Bubba explains that he received an email from a woman about kegeling which inspired Bubba to do Kegeling with Clem

Bubba says he didn’t go to sleep last night after the Janessa show

Bubba starts talking about the kidney stone he’s working on

Bubba talks about his sleepless night, his late night cleaning, and the copious amounts of notes he wrote

Blitz chimes in saying that Colton didnt know what a quadriplegic is; Brandon the Quad called in yesterday during Buds & Suds

Bubba wants to do a Bubba’s Barbershop today with Tuddle and Lummox

Blitz didn’t like Lummox’s appearance on Janessa’s show

Tuddle has heat with Lummox over how he acted during Buds & Suds

Tuddle is paranoid about being too successful; feels that it won’t last long

Bubba talks about Lasker’s feelings towards Tuddle

Ned ‘if you’re going to say something mean about AM 1040, you should have done it when we were on it so no one could hear it’

 

SEG 2:

Bubba plays the music video for ‘A Lot’

Bubba talks about his nose picking tendencies

Bubba wants to go bareback today so the interns could do work

Bubba goes to Stoned Joey Logano; Bubba and the guys riff on SJL

SJL admits that he hasn’t washed his hair in over a week

Bubba has a $20 bounty to anyone at the BRN who can get Bubba video from NBC Sports with Danica Patrick

Bubba talks about Danica Patrick being dialed in track side in Indy

Bubba gets into story about a teacher throwing a middle school student to the ground

Bubba and the guys comment on the absolute craziness going on in the classroom

Bubba gets into story about an Oklahoma teacher charged with rape, sexual battery of multiple students

Bubba and the guys comment on the reporters from the local news station

Ned says he’s been saying ‘Oh Gawd’ since he was a kid

Bubba admits that he’s on prescribed pain pills

Bubba goes into an impromptu Kegeling with Clem

 

SEG 3:

Bubba plays ‘It Juts Out & He Knows It’

Tuddle seems aggravated; Bubba tells him not to ‘fight the jut’

Bubba and Manson get into a ‘Benny & The Juts’ duet

Bubba continues ‘Jutted & He Knows It’

Bubba talks about his kidney stone issues; says he’s at the final stages

Bubba promos all of our social media; says he’s doing more stuff on other platforms

Bubba says he will be doing Bubba’s barber shop today after the show

Bubba talks about Buds & Suds; Buds & Suds had two girls on yesterday

Tuddle says Lummox was running a little loose

Lummox infiltrated the 2nd Bubba/Janessa Show

Blitz likes Lummox but he hates him on the air

Bubba doesn’t know if he should do a Bubba 199 tonight or something else; asks Blitz to put a poll up

 

SEG 4:

Bubba wonders if our fans actual kegel when he’s kegeling

Light Stream

Bubba gets into an article from Radio Ink about ‘What Happened To The Shock Jock Format’

Bubba says radio committed ‘radio suicide’

Bubba knows most of the people who they used to comment on the article

Bubba debates whether he should hit a break or not; has a pasty mouth

Bubba breaks down Radio Ink’s article on ‘What Happened To The Shock Jock Format’

Bubba says that he should be getting Howard’s book in the next day or so

Bubba plans on reading Howard’s book on his plane trip

Bubba wants to compare his interview with Howard with the other news outlets that had him on to promote his new book

Bubba doesn’t know if he could read all 560 pages of Howard’s book on his plane trip to Indy

 

SEG 5:

Bubba gets into an impromptu Kegeling with Clem

Bubba says he wants to start putting all the kegeling segments as stand alone videos on YouTube

Bubba and the guys mention that people may rip him off on this too

For HIMS

Bubba gets into story about the TB Buccaneers parting ways with Pro Bowl DT Gerald McCoy

Bubba

Bubba gets into story about Cowboy’s RB Ezekiel Elliott being handcuffed in Vegas music festival pushing incident

Bubba gets into story about former NFL TE Kellen Winslow Jr. on trial for sexual assault

Bubba talks about people’s fetish for having sex with subconscious women

 

SEG 6:

Bubba promos Bubba’s Barbershop, Buds & Suds, Cluster F and Bubba’s show this evening

Bubba mentions that he will be doing a show with Janessa at the Clem Gym tomorrow

Bubba mentions that we will be on a Best Of this Friday and this coming Monday

Bubba talks about his trip in Indy; plans on doing some streaming during his trip

Blitz suggests Bubba should check out the video he sent him of Danica Patrick

Bubba has difficulty playing the Danica Patrick video; ad blockers are causing Bubba some issues

CALLER – Wants to know if there’s any updates on Shannon Burke

Bubba says he spoke with Shannon last night when he was streaming with Janessa

CALLER – Asks why we aren’t on AM 1040 anymore

CALLER – Says he sent Bubba a pic of the Danica Patrick broadcast Bubba has been looking for, turns out the guy has the wrong pic

Bubba talks about his kidney stone

 

SEG 7:

Bubba opens up the segment with the ‘A Lot’ music video

Bubba and the guys get into another impromptu Kegeling with Clem
Tuddle mentions that many people in chat are clonking the kegeling segment

Bubba says chat loves him so much that they hate him

Bubba says maybe he should kegel some more to stir the chat up

CALLER – Kevin in Tampa – says he’s proud to keg; said Bubba’s kidney stone is a radio transmitter from the shadow gov’t

CALLER – Cole – Says Cowhead was kegeling on air

CALLER – 3 Hizz – Called in to say she loves the kegeling

Bubba asks 3 Hizz why chat is full of dicks

3 Hizz wants to bring back Beaver Tuesdays

Bubba gets into story about a guy who stole a lemur from a zoo

Bubba and the guys get into a tangent on gorillas

Bubba wonders if you can eat gorilla meat

Manson googled ‘gorilla meat’ and Cameroon popped up with information on bush meat

Bubba gets into a story about two guys caught peeing on a little boy’s memorial

 

SEG 8

Bubba plays ‘It Juts Out & He Knows It’

Bubba talks about Mike’s Pizza

Colton chimes in and says people have been stealing his Mike’s Pizza and his sodas lately

Tuddle says Bubba has been stealing Colton’s drinks

Blitz chimes in and says someone stole his aloe drink; Bubba admits to stealing Blitz’s drink and plan on getting Blitz two bottles of the stuff to make up

Tuddle found the Danica Patrick broadcast Bubba wanted

Tuddle was sent the video of the Danica Patrick NBC broadcast from a listener

Bubba goes into story about Bernie Sanders taking pics in SC holding a chicken leg up

Bubba goes into story about Game Of Thrones’ huge ratings for the Series Finale

Bubba talks Jim Carrey getting heat over a painting