03-25-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:
Previously sucked

Something is dead here; we have flies

We need the Woodsman to come in again…

Bubba tells Trace and Tuddle that he doesn’t need their bs; he had great shows just with Manson

Bubba doesn’t want Trace and Tuddle to use his washer and dryer in the back

Blitz suggests that Bubba puts a coin system on them

Rainbow Engraving Studio’s – Bubba makes Rainbow Engraving the studio sponsor for every Monday

Bubba describes how people can become studio sponsors

$300 for a Daily Studio Sponsorship

Bubba talks about how Twitch users screwed up the giveaway he was trying to do Friday

Bubba gets into a tangent of on ibex videos from BBC’s Planet Earth

Bubba promotes Mark Madness

Bubba gets into a tangent of iguanas vs. snakes from BBC’s Planet Earth

 

SEG 2:

Bubba promos Mark Madness

Bubba is mad at Trace for leaving the studio so much

Bubba wants Trace to start asking him permission to leave the studio

Bubba wants Trace to start doing kegel exercise to train Trace’s body to not need to poop so much

Bubba asks Tuddle to tighten up his innards

Bubba has everyone to kegel on air

Kegel-ing with Clem – 6:30AM every MONDAY

 

SEG 3:

Bubba mentions that a famous voice over guy, Chris Corley, passed over the weekend

Bubba got in trouble for playing Chris Corley’s outtakes

Bubba tries to play some Chris Corley demos

Bubba wants Caveman to find the audio of Chris Corley flipping out

Bubba gets into the Florida Man Challenge

Bubba goes into who here at the BRN is native to Florida

Bubba wants Trace and Tuddle to create a demo tape and send stuff out to stations

Blitz asks the guys how much would it take for them to go up to a job in Grand Rapids, MI

Tuddle is on it this morning; he says he took an extra adderall

Bubba explains ‘When Tuddle Does It’ to Tuddle’

Bubba pontificates how he would get this bit pre-approved

Bubba role plays with Manson asking for approval

Bubba talks about how we need to plan a day to do this on BAR and record video

Blitz suggests that we do this after Tuddle is finished with his meds

Bubba plays P Caper while doing a ‘price is right gimmick’

Bubba wants to do the Tuddle Takeover next Monday

SEG 4:

DRAFT

Bubba talks March Madness; UCF vs. Duke

Bubba goes into highlights between Zion Williamson & Tacko Fall

Bubba thinks UCF got screwed yesterday; thinks refs blew it

Tacko Fall apparently wants to work for Siemens

Bubba thinks Tacko needs to work on free throws

Bubba explains how big guys can’t shoot free throws; Caveman brings up Shaq was being taught to shoot granny style

Bubba tries to do the Florida Man Challenge; thinks the viral trend spun itself out

Bubba gets into story about teacher who had sex with a student in California

Bubba starts breaking down the latest episode of Trailer Park MAGA

 

SEG 5:

Hex Head Art

Bubba wants Tuddle and Trace to present him with a logo to finalize

Bubba is proposing a potential BRN schedule after 10AM

Mondays: Whatever Bubba/Manson Wants

Tuesdays: Buds & Suds

Wednesdays: Cluster F

Thursdays: Whatever Bubba/Manson Wants

Fridays: Bubba may do a show after this week

Bubba gets into story about Rob Gronkowski retiring

Bubba and the guys imagine how it would be to have Rob Gronkowski in the WWE

Bubba brings up the story of an infant in Italy who died after their parents tried to give him a circumcision

Manson brings up Jewish Mohels; the concept of oral suction circumcisions

Bubba gets into video of the Viking Sky cruise ship being tossed around in a storm

Bubba gets into the Mueller Report; after 1min he’s done with the story

Bubba asks Tuddle if he saw Casey; Tuddle did but, she was on her monthly

Bubba asks if anyone is cool with period sex; Blitz says Caveman is

Caveman says he does it in the shower only during that time of the month

Bubba gets into story of woman who set boyfriend’s car/bedroom on fire

Bubba gets into Powerball talk

 

SEG 6:

Bubba asks Caveman if we are ready for Mark Madness

Bubba starts going through Mark Madness contestants

 

SEG 7:

Bubba promos the BRN Mile Marathon

Bubba promos Trace wearing a diaper after he runs the BRN Mile Marathon

DRAFT