02-18-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:
Today’s full of leftovers
Caveman was late, gave Bubba an old previously.
Old previously’s ok, funny is funny
Bubba is playing Colton’s music from October
Orwell made a video for Bubba
Macho MAGA Minute later today

SEG 2:
Bubba just found out Asa is pregnant
Bubba plays Orwell ‘Big Girls’ video
Bubba plays T-Town G’s ‘Outlandish’
Bi Boy will be having a meeting with T-Town G’s regarding their music videos
Bubbas asks Tuddle if he saw Lisa this weekend; he did not.
Lisa is also seeing another guy
Tuddle talks about how Lisa asked him to go to her birthday with the other dude going to be there
Tuddle was sick over the weekend; admits to crapping his pants
Tuddle and Trace start taking shots at one another

SEG 3:
T-Town G’s may break up?
Trace wants to fight Tuddle
Tuddle and Trace keep taking shots at one another
Tuddle reminds Bubba that Trace owes him money
Fart Validation
CALLER – TJ – Call the fart ‘Danzig’
Fart Validation
Catching Tuddle- Tuddle fails, again
Fart Validation
Tuddle & Trace therapy
Tuddle has pie charts on how unfunny Trace is
Trace got Tuddle a ¼ of an adderall yesterday
Tuddle and Trace have ‘pics’ of one another doing illegal things
Trace says he has ‘pic’ on Blitz
Fart Validation

SEG 4:
Trace was not in the studio during the break
Trace got a beer for Tuddle and cash for Bubba via cashback at the 7/11
Trace drove to 7/11 and back within 5mins
Trace jumped the line because he’s a T-Town G
Fart Validation
The guys start pontificating the Fart Validation process
Guys want an ‘in bucket’ cam
Bubba puts the guys through a Fart Validation Drill
We need an ‘in bucket’ cam
Fart Validation

SEG 5:
LightStream
Tuddle has bestowed the title of ‘baby heel’
Trace and Tuddle take shots at one another
Bubba plays T-Town G’s original stage performance
Bubba and the guys break down T-Town G’s performance
Trace doesn’t know what ‘Baby Heel’ means.
Trace has to be sequestered himself into his dad’s studio tomorrow until he has his ‘baby heel’ ‘book report’ ready for Bubba
Bubba plays Steve Forensic’s Big Girl Nationals video
Bubba plays Orwell’s Big Girl Nationals video
Bubba gets into SNL Trump skit
CALLER – Crack Head Joe
Bubba gets into story about Aurora gunman opened fire on his coworkers as soon as he lost his job
Bubba wants to know how close Tuddle has been to killing all of us
Tuddle wanted to shoot Bubba for the ‘Bubba Bootgate’

SEG 6:
Bubba prematurely published Forensic Steve’s video
Bubba gets into the fact that Tuddle’s mom called him during the break
Tuddle calls his mom on-air, tries to get her to speak with Bubba
Bubba thinks Tuddle’s mom rubbed her chia on the phone
Tuddle’s mom hates Bubba
Trace’s grandma said she wants to airsoft Bubba
For Hims
Tuddle taught his mom how to use twitch; she is concerned for him
Bubba plays OKC’s Hamidou Diallo leaping over Shaq to win 2019 NBA Dunk Contest
Trace fighting rules – $500, 16OZ gloves, mouth piece, in studio
Bubba wants women who want to date Tuddle to call in

SEG 7:
Forever Tantra
Trace reads text from his mom, she doesn’t want him to fight/listen to Bubba
Bubba’s looking for women who want to date Tuddle
Stoned Joey Logano is on phones, keeps chatting people up
CALLER – DUDE – Wants a bday shout out

SEG 8:
Bubba and the guys try to figure out the set up for the MAGA Macho Minute
Bubba mentions again that we didn’t get any females calling in who want to go out with Tuddle; Tuddle is upset