01-16-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:
Show opened up with Blue Swede ‘Hooked On A FeBubba wants to possibly bring back Itunes
Until Feb 24th we will be on the FRONT PAGE of Twitch from 6A-7A every TUESDAY
Bubba wants to have Trace/Tuddle play a game that he found online
Bubba asks the guys if they have any Buds & Suds highspots
Tuddle gave Bubba a clip yesterday he didn’t play yet titled ‘Would you give up a testicle for a bigger penis?’
Bubba created a new game ‘2 Ball Soccer’
Bubba would like to have his penis ‘lay nicer’
Do you think women look at their man’s penis when they sleep and size up their junk?

SEG 2:
Bubba wants Caveman to grab a few files for him
Bubba and the guys show off how they look in their sunglasses and jewelry
Bubba is going to go through Amazon to find new hats (Size 8 fitted) for Tuddle
Bubba asks the guys if he looks good
Ned shot is Ned in a tiny cooler trying to ‘Virgil himself’
Tuddle asks if the stories of Virgil are urban legend
Bubba starts getting into what pro wrestlers do behind the scenes
Bubba gets into story of Andre the Giant pooping in Macho Man’s bed

SEG 3:
ROB ELDER TALK
Guys go over their Mike’s order on air
Bubba and the guys get into conversation about the US two-party system
Bubba transitions into a story involving abortion in the state of FL
New bill would ban abortions in Florida after heartbeat is detected
Trace ‘Do Sperms have hearts?’
Computer locks up on Bubba, kills momentum of segment
Bubba starts playing old abortion bits
Bubba wants to do an abortion themed best of on one of our days off
Bubba goes through all the abortion bits/segments that he has in his nexgen
Bubba asks the guys if we should do a whole abortion themed show
Guys start talking about the likelihood of the show
Tuddles asks Bubba how many abortions has Bubba paid for?
Bubba deflects and asks everyone if any of us have paid for one

SEG 4
Bubba plays old Ned bit about women needing to see the sonogram before abortions
Bubba wants to send Tuddle up to Tallahassee when they plan to vote on abortion bill
Bubba gets into how we can’t use ‘retard’ or any iteration of the word and other words
Bubba gets into more bits about abortion, starts to think we need to make this show downloadable
Bubba roleplays the conversation that he’d go through with Tom Bean about playing the abortion show on air
Bubba gets into explaining how he got chewed out by Tom Bean while he was jet skiing
Bubba got his Elvis dye job and gives the guys a glimpse
Bubba’s having some more issues with his computers
Bubba goes to Blitz about computer issue
Bubba has a big meeting with Tom Bean tomorrow where he actually needs to wear pants
Bubba finally shows off his Elvis dye job
Caller Jake from MD calls out Trace for not being involved during hot mic sessions
Bubba agrees with the caller and tells Trace that he needs to be more interactive
Trace makes excuses for not being involved like he should be
Bubba wants Trace to sit down at Tuddle’s computer and give Tuddle a break next hot mic
Bubba gets into another old abortion bit
Bubba gets into story about 4-wheeler accident in Charleston
Bubba talks about viral Gillette commercial that touches on concepts like toxic masculinity

SEG 5
Bubba wants Trace to interact with people on twitch during hot mic next break
Bubba makes Tuddle Trace’s boss as far as interacting with Twitch
Bubba wind talks about Sprint Car Hall of Fame
Bubba gets into the Gillette commercial
Bubba and guys comment on how people/media/companies are trying to overcorrect the issue of ‘toxic masculinity’ in the age of #MeToo
Bubba got his SAG dvds, goes over the different movies
Bubba gets into the new yamaha app that tunes up your bike
Bubba talks netflix

SEG 6
Bubba gets into Tuddle’s love life
Bubba asks Tuddle the last time he had intercourse
Tuddle says its been nearly a year and a half
Tuddle talks about the first time he had sex, old PD was passed out on couch while he was having sex with a girl
Caller- wants to talk about KC Chief player getting help from homeless dude
(11:00mins) Caller-Mike is the Co-Owner of Forever Tantra thinks Tuddle needs the kit
Caller- Mary Anne from Brooklyn, is mad at how Benji treats Howard…
Bubba gets into story about Federal employees who were furloughed turning to GoFundMe
Bubba gets into story of sex club being shut down in a Brandon neighborhood
Caller- Prank caller who calls into Buds & Suds all the time… Bubba sniffed it out

SEG 7:
Bubba marks out to a picture of him and hootie at a Lightning game 10 years ago
Tuddle says he needs to finalize his divorce, his wife is the love of his life
Bubba goes on a tangent of what type of job he’d have if Tyler becomes a pro driver
Bubba gets into story about FL legislators wanting to make personal finance a mandatory class
Bubba gets into story of girl calling 911 on dad for punishing her by taking her phone
Bubba gets into story about Toronto cops getting in trouble for Instagram videos
Tampa Bay Times reposted the story they did on Bubba last year

SEG 8:
Bubba starts reading the comments people made on the Times article that was reposted
Bubba feels that there is no reason why we shouldn’t be #1 in Tampa