7/19/07

Highlights from segment 1
The contestants for the “BTLS Miss Homeless Pageant” are waiting outside…
Bubba reads off a list of prizes the ladies could win…
Ronnie the Limo Driver calls in…Bubba isn’t sure if he should sell the
“Let’s fuck some whores” t-shirts…
Sal calls in to rip on Ronnie for being a whiny bitch…Sal says that Ronnie
was excited about the idea of selling t-shirts, after his trip to Tampa…
Is Sal just trying to get Bubba to distribute his CD?…
Caller thinks Bubba is making Howard look like the bad guy…
Bubba explains how he is forever grateful to Howard…
The contestants for the Homeless Beauty Pageant introduce themselves, and
tell their stories…One of the women has an old picture of Bubba and Spice in
her suitcase…and explains how she takes baths in public bathrooms…
The next contestant lost her home in a fire and has been homeless ever since…
Kimberly the third contestant is sloshed, but manages to tell her story with a
killer Boston accent…she describes battling her addictions…
Kimberly tries to market her husband’s skill…

Highlights from segment 2
Quentin “Rampage” Jackson on the phone…courtesy of Toyo Tires…
He wishes all his opponents fought like Chuck Liddel…and he prefers the
Japanese fans over the American fans because they appreciate both fighters
and don’t boo people…He’s excited about getting his own monster truck, and
talks about some of the other endorsements he’s gotten since beating Liddel…
Talk about the compensation the fighters receive…he says that Dana is very
generous, and gave him a bonus bigger than his purse for beating Liddel…
What is next for Rampage?…would he ever try for two weight class belts?…
Listener email – Manson bit request…Hedo travel tips…pro-bareback mail…
where can a listener get a good go kart?…Listener has an issue with the way
Big Dick is screening the calls…Bubba tries calling in, and Dick hangs up on
him…
A caller asks if the weight difference between Bubba and Heather hinders sex
between them…Bubba conferences Heather for her opinion…apparently
Heather enjoys being crushed while screwing…the caller desperately needs to
be “power fucked” by a big guy like Bubba…but she fantasizes about Spice
while getting screwed by her “dainty” 155 pound husband, who may be gay…
Sam Simon calls in about the Michael Vick animal abuse case…
Did Sam pick up a hooker in Vegas?…Sam asks about the “Road kill Barbeque”
that Bubba got in trouble for back in the day…

Highlights from segment 3
One of the homeless contestants had a breakdown on her husband outside…
Caller talks kid’s flag football with Bubba…another caller tells Bubba to lose
weight or risk losing Heather…
The BTLS Homeless Beauty Pageant begins…two of the women show off
their breasts…one of them announces that she is pregnant…
Kimberly, the crazy Boston one freaks out and storms out of the studio…
Helen gets her to come back, and brings Kimberly’s husband in too…
Kimberly continues to act like a loon, while her husband tries to explain how
he met her…Kim breaks into a nasally rendition of some song…
and lots of homeless arguing ensues…

Highlights from segment 4
DJ Dave goes into the green room to help calm down the contestants…
Bubba has the guys lock in one side of the Bubbagon to keep the crazy people
on the other side of the room…Bubba gives Mike 20 dollars to host the contest
The contest begins with a topless interview…Mike starts the questioning, and
his wife walks out…again…Mike chases her down, and carries her back in…
where she demands to do heroin and cocaine…and claims that she grew up in
the Kennedy compound, in a 28 room house…Bubba gives Mike an extra $10 for
being such a great host…Bubba awards the title of Miss Homeless BTLS to Brenda,
and splits the $200 between Brenda and Helen…and pleads with Mike to clean up his
act…An FTE caller offers a ride to Daytona to one of the couples…