7/13/07

Highlights from segment 1
Bubba is heavily on the rattler this morning…thanks to management…
Should Bubba get on meth or coke, so he can look thin for when we get let go?
Bubba intends to use My Space to promote the show…finally…and tells the
listeners to check BTLS.com if we are ever not on the air…
Listener email – better tasting spunk with the “super spunk smoothy”…
Bubba proposes a semen taste test next week…which may lead to us having to podcast…body by Pringles…more listeners mark out to Heather…Is Bubba a modern day Elvis?…Where were you when Elvis died?…
Callers – would Bubba swing with Spice if Spice brought a hottie to the table?…
Bubba plays some old bits he stumbled across…Banned in Tampa Bay…
The Ballad of Cowhead…
Ms. New Jersey will be able to keep her crown…
Are terrorists coming to a shopping mall near you?…

Highlights from segment 2
Bubba Raw is approaching it’s four hundredth update today…
Carbuncle, Midget, and Rob Kahn come in…Rob is pissed by Brent’s
comments about him not being able to tap out Babalu yesterday…
Would Spice be able to beat Bubba?…Rob doesn’t think so…neither does Bubba…Carbuncle is retard strong, what are his chances of being able to
submit Midget the female MMA fighter?…
Bubba and Rob lay out the rules of the match…Carbuncle and Midget enter
the ring…Midget demos a roundhouse on Carbuncle…
Carbuncle holds his own for a minute…then Midget gets him with a triangle
choke, and he taps out…Rob Kahn rolls with Carbuncle next, and makes him
tap out in 15 .15 seconds…they try it again starting from the knees…that only lasts
3.99 seconds…Bubba offers $1000 for anyone in the building if they can
last for 30 seconds in the ring with Rob…there are no takers…
How gay are you if you pay a guy $20 to suck him off?…A McCaine staffer
has been accused of doing just that…
Joe the Super Mark calls in…he now records the show on his Stiletto…
Does Joe actually jerk off when he hears Hogan on the radio?…
Spice talks Joe through a game of “Hulkster Says” as Hogan…

Highlights from segment 3
Bubba takes a shit on the new NIN song…and shakes up the rattler…
In the news, Alabama apologizes for slavery…Wesley Snipes still evading the IRS…Ned claims he went 12 years without filing taxes…
Ned takes a merchandise complaint call…
Bubba complains about the studio being hot…is it an effect of the rattler?…
Is Spice queer for David Beckham?…Who would you want to die and come
back as?…
Heather is a huge mark for David Letterman, and is going to see his show live…
Should Bubba be worried about her trying to fuck Letterman?…
Bubba blasted Fabrizi with his train horn while he was on an important call…
The guys decide how to get 25 in the torture rack for “Spook a spook”…
Heather calls in and Brent explains the Letterman issue to her…

Highlights from segment 4
Bubba enlists Big Dick to hold his tazer for him, while he talks 25 into the
torture rack…
25 comes into the studio unaware of what is about to go down…Bubba
tells 25 that because the “block o’ pussy” segment was cancelled, he now has
to do the “Scare 25 segment”…25 declines to get on the torture rack…
Big Dick whips out the tazer…Bubba demands that 25 get on the rack, or get
shot with the flying fish hooks…25 grabs a hammer and warns Big Dick to
stay back…Brent grabs the hammer from 25 and subdues him…the guys get
him into the rack…
Bubba tells 25 that he will pay him his $200 after this segment is over…
Big Dick brings in a snake handler and two big snakes…25 freaks out…and
pleads to be taken out of the rack…the handler drapes one on 25, and he
screams like a bitch…the snake goes down 25’s shirt, then goes eye to eye
with him…The guys let 25 down…25 tells Bubba that he is quitting…
and walks out…